Ameriki den itheles?
2 i wra sti xwra touti. (eisagwgi klemmeni apo ilektroniki allilografia me ellinida fili, anagrnwstria tourkou nobelista syggrafea). Ma giati greeklish tha rwtisei kapoios. Giati Windows kaput. Prin apo kana 2wro, kai afou o foritos ekane arketi wra san kavourdistiri arwmatikou vrazilianikou kafe, apofasise na me afisei sta krua tou loutrou! Twra xwris to laptop, pou me eixe odigisei palaiotera sta prothira mini neurikis krisis (otan kai ektonwthika me proigoumeno post) exw na xrisimopoiw mono to desktop pc, me linuxaki, prosfora tou kastimatos!
Thema 1: den dokimazw kan na arxisw na psaxnw to pws tha gurisw sta ellinika to grapsimo giati o nomos tou Merphy leei oti otan tha xana-koitaxw to roloi mou tha exei perasei toulaxiston 1 wra kai tote tha syneiditopoihsw oti exasa to xrono mou adika ki akomi oti aurio exw test, tin triti paradidw askiseis, tin pempti exw diagonisma, tin epomeni triti paradosi progress report diladi me mia lexi malakia.
Thema 2: Pote akrivws paredwse pneuma o ypologistis? Xa, edw se thelw kavoura! Akrivws to teleutaio vrady prin apo mia istoriki mera. Ti ennow? Oti aurio einai to deadline gia tin prwti paradosi ergasias sto poli-fimismeno (mipws pairnei kai 'dia' meta to poli?) mit. Hmoun etoimos na paw na dwsw mia axioprepestati ergasia me kwdikes tou matlab, figures, sxolia kai ola ta kaloudia, otan to mixanima tou diavolou apofasise na me egkataleipsei. Eutuxws eixa prolavei na ektypwsw tin teleutaia ekdosi tis ergasias, pou omws ithele kapoies mikrodiorthwseis kai prosthikes. Synolika pantws prepei na itan kata 94% teleiwmeni. Exoume kai leme: sti xwra touti, perithwria gia teleiomanies den yparxoun, xronos den yparxei, ti tha kanoume loipon? H apantisi sxedon autoprotathike: Pira to stylo moy kai arxisa na grafw panw sto draft oti allages kai diorthwseis ithela na kanw! Prwta vevaia simeiwsa stin prwti selida:"Laptop crashed midnight before deadline. I added my corrections on the last printed draft. Accept my apologies & accept my assignment"! San periexomeno pantws kali einai, alla apo emfanisi...tsapatsoulia. Telos pantwn, to kalo me tin oli ypothesi tis Amerikis einai oti sou feugei siga-siga to agxos. Giati poli apla, an itan na agxwnesai me tetoia pragmata tha eixes pethanei...
Auta gia simera. As paw twra na kanw kai mia epanalipsi sta rwsika giati exw diagwnisma aurio :D
Thema 1: den dokimazw kan na arxisw na psaxnw to pws tha gurisw sta ellinika to grapsimo giati o nomos tou Merphy leei oti otan tha xana-koitaxw to roloi mou tha exei perasei toulaxiston 1 wra kai tote tha syneiditopoihsw oti exasa to xrono mou adika ki akomi oti aurio exw test, tin triti paradidw askiseis, tin pempti exw diagonisma, tin epomeni triti paradosi progress report diladi me mia lexi malakia.
Thema 2: Pote akrivws paredwse pneuma o ypologistis? Xa, edw se thelw kavoura! Akrivws to teleutaio vrady prin apo mia istoriki mera. Ti ennow? Oti aurio einai to deadline gia tin prwti paradosi ergasias sto poli-fimismeno (mipws pairnei kai 'dia' meta to poli?) mit. Hmoun etoimos na paw na dwsw mia axioprepestati ergasia me kwdikes tou matlab, figures, sxolia kai ola ta kaloudia, otan to mixanima tou diavolou apofasise na me egkataleipsei. Eutuxws eixa prolavei na ektypwsw tin teleutaia ekdosi tis ergasias, pou omws ithele kapoies mikrodiorthwseis kai prosthikes. Synolika pantws prepei na itan kata 94% teleiwmeni. Exoume kai leme: sti xwra touti, perithwria gia teleiomanies den yparxoun, xronos den yparxei, ti tha kanoume loipon? H apantisi sxedon autoprotathike: Pira to stylo moy kai arxisa na grafw panw sto draft oti allages kai diorthwseis ithela na kanw! Prwta vevaia simeiwsa stin prwti selida:"Laptop crashed midnight before deadline. I added my corrections on the last printed draft. Accept my apologies & accept my assignment"! San periexomeno pantws kali einai, alla apo emfanisi...tsapatsoulia. Telos pantwn, to kalo me tin oli ypothesi tis Amerikis einai oti sou feugei siga-siga to agxos. Giati poli apla, an itan na agxwnesai me tetoia pragmata tha eixes pethanei...
Auta gia simera. As paw twra na kanw kai mia epanalipsi sta rwsika giati exw diagwnisma aurio :D
posted by Kouretinho at 10:46 PM
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"sti xwra touti, perithwria gia teleiomanies den yparxoun, xronos den yparxei"
"to kalo me tin oli ypothesi tis Amerikis einai oti sou feugei siga-siga to agxos. Giati poli apla, an itan na agxwnesai me tetoia pragmata tha eixes pethanei..."
ti na po re file ? les kai diabazo ayta pou skeftome ego. ise apolita sostos pados. i ipothesi den theli anxos. kai ego ta idia kano, min sou po kai xirotera (as poume ekana drop ena mathima xthes teleytea mera tis prothesmias) alla pada xoris anxos !! tha mou epitrepsis na prostheso ena trito sxolio :
"ameriki : den exis xrono oute na anxothis saythn thn xora !! "
xeretismata,
C.
Idou ti mas eipan emas sto UK:
"The printers of the department are going to crash the last day before the deadlines, the Hard disks of the computers are going to fail on you the last moment before your save your files and you are going to lose everything. THIS IS THEIR JOB! That is what computers are supposed to do. So now that you know how they work we won't accept any excuses of that sort."
Kai kati akoma: Oso kai an parakalousame, den mas edosan POTE paratasi gia paradosi ergasias. Oute liges ores. Ara eutuxismenos na eisai :-)
O Lordos!
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